Dec 12th, 2011 by admin
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99 Acre Woods is a dilapidated, run-down, old national forest that hardly anyone goes to visit anymore. In 1921 Ernest Acre Left 99 acres of his estate to the new national forest system that was later renamed to 99 Acre Woods. It was once a beautiful forest that blossomed into a huge national park well over the original 99 acres that was donated. Now it is the scourge of national forests. The animals who are sent there to live are the trouble makers of the national forest chain. This is the Alcatraz of national forests. Once you are left there, you’re stuck there. Its run by an aging forest ranger named Randle, who takes great pleasure in torturing the inhabitants of the woods. He has an assistant named Snitch, a python that is constantly spying on the animals who live there. The three main trouble makers of the woods are: Patty: a bear with a love of scotch and women. CB: a beatnik, white rabbit, who continuously spouts off conspiracy theories. Bud: a gender-challenged beaver with a nack for science and invention. They and their friends spend their days tormenting their fellow forest inhabitants, while besting the ranger and his traitorous sidekick.

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99 Acre Woods is a dilapidated national forest that has been abandoned. During its glory days it spanned thousands of acres. Now, it is a wasteland, an Alcatraz of the national forests. Once you are left there, you are stuck there.

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